Sympathy for the Lawyer

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm man of wealth, not taste.

I've been around for many a long year;
stole many a man's soul and faith.....

Pleased to meet you, hope you get my name.

Just as every case is a parody and all the suits, war-paint
As heads is tails, just call me counselor, cause I'm in need of some restraint.

So, if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste.
Use all your well-learned politesse or I'll lay your soul to waste....